According to E! Online, Hideous Montag is hoping to campaign with “white-haired-guy” Republican candidate John McCain.

Despite all the money she makes (trust, she makes enough to buy a mansion with Spencer in Beverly Hills), she is still hustling for the spotlight. Making ridiculous music “videos” with her saggy, fake balloon tits rolling around in the sand, being a timesuck on The Hills, and posing for men’s magazines apparently isn’t enough. She has to further ruin the already tainted politosphere around the election by the sheer mention of her desire to “help” out in interviews.

Wanna know what important strategic discussions she would like to have with McCain to take his efforts to the next level? I could only imagine it would be a mandatory state tax that funds her desperate need to find a good plastic surgeon. But surprisingly, that wasn’t it (but I was pretty close). She took the critical opportunity to brainstorm just how she could politically contribute to the McCain campaign by chatting it up with his daughter, Meghan. What did they discuss, you ask? Is the suspense killing you? ***DRUMROLL please…***

“A lot of fashion, actually,” says Montag. “We talked about my clothing line, and she was asking where to get it.”

Perfect! Another opportunity to plug her skanky animal print, lacy miniskirts. Maybe Meghan was asking where to get it so she wouldn’t accidentally make her shopping rounds there.

Although I despise Heinous Montag and everything she represents, more power to her if McCain agrees to sabotage his political career by seeking her “assistance.”

Maybe Paris Hilton and Heidi can battle it out “political television ad” style a la the funnyordie video. I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

Meghan McCain and Heidi Montag (who obviously doesn't miss a nanosecond of photo opps) having lunch at the Ivy (of course, the most well-known paparazzi hotspot)

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