Amy Winehouse was billed nearly $50,000 for puking and ruining a designer gown.

Amy Winehouse was billed $46k after vomiting a designer’s gown during a night of drunken debauchery.

This should be a sign from God, but she still probably “won’t go go go” to rehab.

According to British newspaper the Daily Mirror, Winehouse is “blacklisted” by furious fashion publicists, who have removed her from the long list of celebrities who receive regular clothing loans and free gifts from their high-profile clients.

A source told the Daily Mirror that “Harvey Nichols loaned Amy (almost $50,000) worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

To make the pretty humiliating experience even worse, she didn’t wrap the dresses separately when she returned them, which caused vomit to get one more clothes. On some gowns there was reportedly green fuzzy mold, which pretty much makes any designer outfit obsolete.

A note to Amy, next time you have to puke, just don’t “go go go” all over the $50 grand-priced dress. That’s what toilets are for (their secondary use, of course).

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